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Theatre Beating & Stamp at The Edge presents 

Constantinople

Constantinople

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Look out there. You see that? Okay. Now look… Beyond… Through. Inside. Outside… to the city of Constantinople. Amazing isn’t it. Now come back. Who’s there? Constantine, a hedonistic Emperor with a penchant for pepper, hosts a lunatic award winning journey through history, togas, house music and horse massage. With full band, a DJ and the bar open continuously till late, comedy has never been more Byzantine.

**** The Scotsman

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Showing In:

Auckland Wellington

Dates:

Fri 11 May & Sat 12 May, 10.30pm

Venues:

Wintergarden, Auckland

Tickets:

Adults $25.00
Conc. $20.00
Groups 6+ $20.00* service fees may apply

Bookings:

0800 BUY TICKETS
0800 289 842

Show Duration:

1 hour
 

Critics Review

adelaidetweet.com'If you thoroughly enjoy dramatic theatre with a reasonably factual, rich historical background, this is a performance that you would find engaging and amusing.'open/close
Constantinople is a modern re-enactment of how one of the most historically significant cities of the Eastern Roman, Turkish and Byzantine Empires came to rise and fall. The piece is highly melodramatic and dynamic, expressed through house music, horse massage, togas, and grapes. There are many theatrical aspects of this performance to be admired.

For instance the transition of two actors into many different characters, including a narrator who is easily identifiable as he always wears a tie (often in exceptionally creative ways), and a horse (identified by horse shoes) who is a metaphor for the city of Constantinople herself.

Another quality to be admired within the performance is the bold concept. The actors have attempted to tackle more than a thousand year period and particularly the life of Constantine in one hour.

If you thoroughly enjoy dramatic theatre with a reasonably factual, rich historical background, this is a performance that you would find engaging and amusing.

Constantinople is the only show of its type at the Adelaide Fringe this year and as such I hope that it can be better supported so the artists return next season with another unusual, well thought performance.
Constantinople; a now almost mythical city founded by Emperor Constantine in 330 BC, the acme of civilisation at the time and a testament to a benevolent dictator with an artistic bent, rose and fell like the Roman Empire itself and was eventually renamed Istanbul, now the terror of the modern English Football fan and drug ferrying students, is given a ridiculous yet hilarious revisionist re-visitation. The ride is wild and absurd featuring a charming, delicate disco-loving, pepper snorting Emperor - a dashing creation by Barnie Duncan - the originator of this "conglomeration of ideas" - and a fabulously effeminate, impossibly leggy hostess-cum-horse masseuse/psychoanalyst-cum-rave DJ by Trygve Wakenshaw - who also gives perhaps the finest slow disappearing act on the fringe. If this summation seems unlikely, it is probably as close as I am going to get.

Tie wearing is important because, while toga'd up, the two can't have the gravitas to sell us the history of this once great city, but having donned a tie, we are able to swallow the facts (as they are) with confidence and are therefore able to continue with the story. Ties are thus created, painted, reflected, stuck on at crucial times in order to give us (apparently the audience) some semblance of decorum, but are ditched or dematerialised when we descend once more into the abyss of the absurd. Suffice it, we learn little concrete about Constantinople other than when it was founded, who by, that it became the centre of the (possibly) illegal pepper trade... and it had aqueducts.

Two rather extraordinary turns by Duncan and Wakenshaw keep the action flowing, never missing a beat or nuance. In fact, in order that we concentrate on the key moments, one has to almost leave the stage so that we are not distracted from the other. Notable moments include Duncan's erudite, yet diffident stallion, determined to change his name from Tremmonbeard to Kyle, and Wakenshaw's verging-on-genius Ibiza DJ, mimed perfectly timed to the pumping click track (complete with fiddly volume changes and disc changing crossovers) to which Duncan's Constantine, donned with phallic pepper-grinder, can rave gracefully to the side.

Both performers are superb movers; graceful, specific, fun to watch and they never falter in their focus, committed as they are to their cause. Although the narrative is loose, this is not just a simple showcase for the two performer's talents - though it is certainly that. This is perfect Edinburgh Fringe Fare. Tremendous entertainment for no-apparent-reason with two extremely professional performances at the core. Their timing is excellent, verging on exquisite. They function together like a well-tuned mini cooper - a machine that can fly like the wind, incredibly manoeuvrable, but never tries to be more than it is.

They are, sadly, let down by the venue - the sound bleed is inexcusable - (why permit a drum sound check while a show is playing in the next room?) but, their focus remains, as it should, right on the bulls-eye. I also feel that the show could go further. In creating their own delicious non-sequiturs, they can pretty much do as they please, showcasing their obvious performance skills - which, if delivered with such gusto, would be welcome. But it is a free show here in Edinburgh and demanding more bang for the buck would be churlish. As it is, you certainly get your monies-worth and, as the hat goes around at the end, you should certainly part with more than a little because they are from the other side of the world (literally) and here by wing and prayer. Generosity for generosity is thus the key and they are certainly generous.


James Watkins, t-squat.com'5 Stars - Two grown men parade around in flesh coloured G-strings.'open/close
Reasons you should go to this show;

1. Two grown men parade around in flesh coloured G-strings.

2 . The performers are having as much, if not more fun than anyone else involved. You really get the feeling Duncan and Wakenshaw had a hilarious time pulling the show together and are just stoked to be able to share their humour and bare asses with an engaged and absorbent audience.

3. There are sequin adorned horses with identity issues riding through fields of glitter.

4. You get to pelt them with grapes at the end of the show, or eat them during the performance.

5. There is a slave called Slave.

6. Rod Stewart makes an appearance with a sexual fetish for furniture.

7. The effective use of Ukelele and delicious bombs.

8. There is a mushroom cloud made of real mushroom.

9. Resourceful and creative use of Togas.

10. The performers sweat.

11. They both have commendable facial hair.

12. If you rearrange all the words from other reviews into a hybrid western haiku you get:

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