Brendan Kelly has given up all hope of ever owning a home and is moving into a cave in the rugged New Zealand wilderness.
Should anybody wish to reach him and attempt to change his mind they may locate him at the indicated theatre during the indicated hours.
Please equip yourself with a compass that reads true north, giraffe-taming gear and your sense of smell.
Don’t come alone.
"...hilariously bizarre...I had silent streams of tears running down my face." – The Speakeasy
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