Patch Lambert

IT'S NOT A GYMNASIUM

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Growing up in a very large family, Patch was certain of two things in life: he was the weakest of his 60 cousins, and that the living room was not a gymnasium.He vowed to never lose his sense of fun, but as a father, he fears that he is mere days away from becoming a grumpy old man at age 28.

Join one of NZ’s most promising comedians as he delves into his childhood to figure out went wrong, and try to stave off the inevitable point where he screams “get off my lawn” at anything with a pulse.

“… all the elements of a suburban kiwi icon” - Theatreview

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