Patch Lambert


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Growing up in a large family, Patch was certain of only two things: that he was the weakest of his 60 cousins, and that the living room was not a gymnasium.

Now 29 and no longer certain of anything, It's Not A Gymnasium finds him on a journey to figure out how his upbringing turned him into the bogan-Yoda hybrid he is today - all bought to you with effervescence, sharp wit and a pinch of silliness.

"If you can get through one of Patch's shows without grinning like an idiot, you should check your soul" – Jeremy Elwood, NZ Comedian


Winner – Breakthrough Comedian 2016, NZ Comedy Guild
Billy T Award nominee 2017, NZICF

  • Auckland Shows

Ticket prices

Tue - Thu $20
Fri & Sat $22

*service fee may apply


50 min.

No wheelchair access

Occasional bad language

R16; R18 venue, unless with their parent

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