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2017 Billy T Nominee Patch Lambert once got shat on by a kiwi with one leg. But instead of receiving good luck and riches, he got a receding hairline and a kid. If his life were written by Shakespeare it'd be a tragedy - but it's not, so it's a comedy. On the cusp of a quarter-life crisis, Patch brings the trials of trying to become a mature adult in a world full of Star Wars Lego to life through his effervescent presence and dexterous yarns.

Winner of the 2016 NZ Breakthrough Comedian Award
Nominee 2017 Billy T Award


"Performing anecdotal gags about his hectic life almost comes naturally for him, with delivery and timing being a massive strength" - Shoutoutmag 

"One of my favorite young comedians in the country. Gag after gag, no pretentiousness and just a bloody solid performer" - Cori Gonzalez-Macuer


Facebook - Patch Lambert

Twitter - @patchdinosaur

Instagram - @patchypatchypatch

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Cavern Club

Ticket prices

Tuesday (Preview) $14
Full Price $18

*service fee may apply


1 hour.

Wheelchair accessible on request


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