Alice Cassidy & Rachel Roberts


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Alice and Rachel are terrible at socialising. Really terrible. Extremely, awfully, bad. That’s why they decided doing a show based entirely on talking was a great idea!

Socialite Weights is an ode to the awkward, the perils of people, second-hand embarrassment, and cluelessly coming of age in the digital world. Peppered with music and monologue, Alice and Rachel are ready to step up and deliver a night of comedy you won’t soon forget!

  • Auckland Shows

Ticket prices

Full Price $20
Concession $16
Group 6+ $16

*service fee may apply


1 hour.

Wheelchair accessible

Occasional bad language


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